February 2012
slowmotionformesid:
withalotofserious:
JUST BECAUSE YOU WENT TO HARVARD
DOESN’T MEAN YOU GET TO FLAUNT YOUR BODY LIKE THAT
DEAR GOD
GIVE ME A BREAK
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Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
acatnamedjohnny:
johnny-lennon:
walking-paranoia:
goodmorningmoon13:
‘My kid graduated today. Still shipping Johnlock.’
Never too old for reading gay porn.
Still wanna sex up The Beatles
just complaining about what flavour mush we’re getting served
invertededen replied to your post: invertededen replied to…
JUST LIKE YOU USED TO SLEEP THROUGH OUR SEXUAL ESCAPADES, YOU SLEEP THROUGH THE END OF OUR LOVE.
WELL APPARENTLY WHATEVER WE WERE DOING WASN’T WORKING FOR ME
WE CAN STILL WORK THIS OUT BBY~~~
I’D BE A REAL FREAK IN THE SHEETS
YOU SAID SO YOURSELF
Literally nobody: Will you be my girlfriend?
invertededen replied to your post: invertededen replied to your post: I have 240…
WAY TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOU AGAIN. FUCK. WHY CAN’T WE JUST TALK LIKE WE USED TO.
LOVE IS A TWO WAY STREET
ALSO I HAVE TO BE AWAKE AT RIDICULOUS HOURS AND I CAN’T STAY UP ALL THE TIME LIKE I USED TO
suzielynn1587 replied to your post: I say a lot of hockey guys are DILFs
hahahaha i love it.
Hockey has greatly raised the bar as far as my standards go
I say a lot of hockey guys are DILFs
but I can’t wait for the day when I have my own hockey DILF
this has been a post
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invertededen replied to your post: I have 240 followers
WHERE ARE MINE. HUH. YOU GET ALL THE DAMN FOLLOWERS IN THE DIVORCE, AND ALL I”M LEFT WITH IS A MORTGAGE AND A CORKSCREW.
WHO THE FUCK SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A DIVORCE
THIS IS MY SHAM OF A RELATIONSHIP FROM MY SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN
YEAH, GO AHEAD, BREAK UP WITH ME OVER A BLOG, JUST LIKE HE DID, YOU ASSHOLE
lookgood-girlslove:
why does every hockey player have such a fantastic ass
The pants help too
however I can’t help but feel that they need to lose the pants
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elementarymydearturtle:
I hate this “shipping” nonsense but I’m bored so why not.
Borrowing Dad's laptop
slow as fuck
but
at least I’m not in the office anymore.
lookgood-girlslove:
dear sweet jesus every hockey player is the reason my expectations for men are so fucking high
like if you don’t have the arms of Craig Adams and talk in broken English like geno like don’t bother omg
lookgood-girlslove replied to your post: I have 240 followers
cake tits for your followers?
CAKE TITS FOR MY 241 FOLLOWERSSSSSSSSSS
got another one
woooooo
fatcatsandcurls replied to your post: I have 240 followers
:D congrats hun!!!
Thanks! :D
The Brooks Orpik Fact of the (game) Day:
fearthestare44:
I have 240 followers
I can’t literally hug all of you, so I’ll just put text boobies in here and call it a day
( . Y . )
LOVE YOU GUYS
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“It’s a little easier when you get it done with your stick and not your mouth.”
– Mathieu Perreault (via whysosiirious)
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Co-worker was talking about her boyfriend playing...
I said “I need one of those”
She says “One of what?”
I reply “A hockey player”
Other coworker laughs
I tell him that if he’s not going to help me get one he can stop laughing and get back to doing his job lol
I’m starting to not even care that I’m acting like a total puck bunny
Come at me bro~
So I mention that I have no money to get my...
after dad asks why I’m not on my computer
Doesn’t even offer to help me get it fixed
and I don’t really want to ask him either. I’d be willing to pay him back little by little (it’s all I can do) but somehow I don’t think he’ll go for it. Because it’s not for him.
I hate being broke. I really do.
No, scratch that, I hate that I went to a private...
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I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and... →
While I am so much more comfortable with my body than I was years ago, this still pisses me off. One, because they are not fat when they say it. Two, fat isn’t a bad word. If so, it should be banned from schools (prompting proper punishment when said in school) and censored on radio and television. Any movie with the word fat should have at least a PG-13 rating or higher.
Did not...